Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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