Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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