She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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