Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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