Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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