if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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