Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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