Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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