And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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