Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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