The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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