guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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