Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
your like the ambassador to my penis.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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