she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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