To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
