if you like me you must not know who I am
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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