He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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