it wasn't lemon gatorade
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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