none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize
