Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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