She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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