CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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