i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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