once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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