bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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