Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
