C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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