nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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