are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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