Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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