love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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