Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
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