ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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