going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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