Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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