Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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