I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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