is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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