Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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