Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
