My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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