I heard we made out
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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