what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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