My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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