Its about making memories worth repressing
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
