I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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