you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize
