This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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