This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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