Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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