worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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