Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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