dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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