Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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